My skills include:

computer repair, operating systems, networking, numbers theory, philosophy, photography and film principles, camera operation and techniques, audio and video editing, graphic design, pencil drafting and drawing, lock picking, gun repair, target shooting and marksmanship, edged weapon combat, evasive driving and vehicle physics, critical thinking, poetry, professional writing, editing, screenplay authoring, honorable conduct and manners, tax evasion, bomb disposal, zombie apocalypse survival, targeted vague despondency, and more (to be added later).
.. basement chemistry